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(BELOW) These earlier, unrelated RHETORICAL VERSE SONNETS
(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) are finally being counted & collected here.

NOTE: BOKE WROTE HIS FIRST RHETORICAL VERSE SONNET ON 1/11/99

    UCS.001-005 Debate vs Public Conversation in the Network Society (Lessig vs Valenti) 12/1/01

    UCS.006-009 A Public Sonnet for a Semi-Candidate (Warren Beatty & Story Voting) 9/29/99

    UCS.010-013 4 SONNETS WRITTEN TO PREPARE FOR A MEETING WITH A POOP-HEAD PRODUCER ABOUT ANOTHER POINTLESS WILLA CATHER PROJECT 4/30/99

    UCS.014 NEW YORK TIMES SONNET(S) TO THE EDITOR: The Post-Ideological Age 9/11/99

    UCS.015-017 NEW YORK TIMES SONNET(S) TO THE EDITOR: An Underhanded Good Deal [BRADLEY/GORE] 12/20/99

    UCS.018-021 NEW YORK TIMES OP-ED VERSE : Star Wars' Toy Religion 5/21/99

    UCS.022 A ROCK 'N' ROLL PRESIDENT 2000 SONNET - Calling 8/21/00

    UCS.023-224 TWO ROCK 'N' ROLL PRESIDENT 2000 SONNETS - College Crazed 8/18,22/00

    UCS.025 NEW YORK TIMES SONNET(S) TO THE EDITOR: A Sonnet, NOT! (re: Billy Collin's "sonnet") 12/19/99

    UCS.026-031 NEW YORK TIMES OP-ED VERSE : No-Poetry Month 4/9/00

    UCS.032-033 THINKING OF A 154 SONNET NARRATIVE ... BUT STOPPING AT 2 ... : See Jack Run (TO BE CONTINUED?) 9/5/00

    UCS.034-036 (MOVIES) "Cider House..." Sonnets 1/24/00, 2/11/00

    UCS.037 (MOVIES) Big Moon, Bad Movies 12/23/99

    UCS.038 (MOVIES) "ALL THE PRETTY HORSES" - "Horses" Sneak 12/17/00

    UCS.039-042 (FOUR TO CANDIDATE GORE) Sonnets to the Vice President 8/4-22/00

    UCS.043 NEW YORK TIMES SONNET(S) TO THE EDITOR: The Missing Page (re: Debate) 12/22/99

    UCS.044-047 LOS ANGELES TIME SONNET(S)/COMPLAINT TO THE EDITOR: Microsoft "Draconian" Remedies (BULLSHIT JOURNALISM) 4/5/00

    UCS.048 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) NetZero / Prop 38 9/4/00

    UCS.049 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) Operatic Conversation Invitation 8/14/00

    UCS.050 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) Channel Closing 1/20/00

    UCS.051 (SUCK-FACE SONNET) Flawless Solitaire (CHRISTMAS SONNET FOR PERFECTLY LONELY GWYNETH PALTROW/HINT HINT {G}) 12/25/00

    UCS.052 (SUCK-FACE SONNET) Sonnet on a Twin Peaks Soliloquy (AFTER MEETING LARA FLYNN BOYLE) 9/29/99

    UCS.053 (SUCK-FACE SONNET) Two Emmys Sonnet (FOR DAVID KELLEY) 9/12/99

    UCS.054 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) Dear Hollywood Honcho ... (SCHEDULE THE F'ING MEETING {smile!}) 6/19/99

    UCS.055 (KISS-ASS SONNET) ... for Governor Jesse Ventura 9/20/00


ALL OF THE FOLLOWING SONNETS HAVE BEEN VERSCHIP VERIFIED AND FORMATTED,
BUT FOR VARIOUS GOOD AND/OR ARBITRARY REASONS ARE CURRENTLY OFFLINE {smile}

(OFFLINE) UCS.056 (PRIVATE SONNET) Dear Useless Friend RE Next Century {smile} 12/23/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.057-063 (GREAT AMERICAN THINK-OFF SONNETS) More Dangerous: Science or Religion? 4/5/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.064-070 (TV/CULTURAL CRITICISM) Prosecuting "Wonderland" 4/3/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.071 (PRIVATE) --- ?/?/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.072-081 (PRIVATE) Differences (10 sonnets/20 haiku) 7/2/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.082-085 (BOOK PROJECT/TAA) Preamble (4 sonnets/17 haiku/7 limericks/+15 lines of blank verse) 10/17/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.086 (PRIVATE) Dear Dismissive Twit {ewg} (1 sonnet & 4 haiku) 3/21/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.087 (PRIVATE) Bzzz 12/29/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.088 (SONNET TO THE EDITOR/LOS ANGELES TIMES) Young Hollywood 8/19/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.089 (SONNET TO THE EDITOR/NEW YORK TIMES) A C B D 12/23/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.090 (BRIEF 2-MOVIE COMMENTARY) "The Others" / "Jeepers Creepers" 9/7/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.091 (MONKEY SONNET #1/TeaTimeLA) No Sonnet, No! ?/?/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.092-093 (TeaTimeLA INTERMEZZO) Orange Sonnets 7/5/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.094-096 (SONNETIZED ABSTRACT) ... for the 1st [Academic] Buffy Conference 7/2/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.097 (OP-ED VERSE) Postmodern Questions 7/13/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.098 (OP-ED VERSE) In Defense of Judicial Verse 7/15/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.099 (OP-ED VERSE/SATIRE) Suggested Reading 9/3/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.100 (TV COMMENTARY/ONLINE FAN FORUM) No Percy, No Peace! [STARHUNTER/SEASON 2] 9/22/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.101-104 (CALIFORNIA/OP-ED VERSE) Acuña-Gate: Why the Storm? 5/19/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.105 (PERSONAL EVENT "NOTES) Without Design 8/1/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.106 (PERSONAL EVENT "NOTES") Sports Guy Surprise 8/1/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.107 (PRIVATE) --- 8/10/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.108 (CHILDREN'S/PAINTING+SONNET) Going to Grandma's 6/29/03


(109-133) POSTS FROM THE ALLY MCBEAL CAFE ... beginning with Boke's first rhetorical verse sonnet

ACT I 9/22/98-1/3/99 BEFORE POETRY: BMOB {smile} GoodTVGuy WAVES GOODBYE

INTERMEZZO

ACT II THE POETRY (AND "FOLDER") WAR 1/9/99-4/11/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.109_AMC.01 Sonnet Wrestling - Round 1 - 1/11/99 (BOKE'S FIRST RHETORICAL SONNET)

(OFFLINE) UCS.110-111_AMC.02-03 For Black History Month 2/14/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.112-115_AMC.04-07 Rendezvous With A Portia At "Rushmore" 2/28/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.116_AMC.08 Debating On The Board 3/20/99

NOTE: 3/27/99 AMC.09-12 MOVIE ON TRIAL: "Court-Marshalling Private Ryan" WAS POSTED AS TeaTimeSunday #2 LINK

(OFFLINE) UCS.117 _AMC.13 EASTER / Hollywood Holyman 4/4/99

(MODERATORS ERASE POSTS / GOODTVGUY EXITS 4/11/99 UNTIL ...)

ACT III 10/24/99-3/6/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.118 _AMC.14 Gosh-Awful-Limerick[s] Sonnet 10/24/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.119 _AMC.15 GASJOB (#1) 10/27/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.120 _AMC.16 Calista Enters the Cafe and Says ... 11/2/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.121 _AMC.17 GASJOB Public Prayer #2 11/3/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.122 _AMC.18 Deathmatch (MOVIE SONNET: PART I) 11/4/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.123 _AMC.19 MOVIE SONNET PART II (NOT POSTED) 11/4/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.124 _AMC.20 CASE #1 11/18/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.125 _AMC.21 Shakespeare's Secret 11/18/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.126 _AMC.22 Q &A (Queen & Artist) Why Sonnet? 11/19/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.127 _AMC.23 "King Elizabeth" 11/19/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.128 _AMC.24 Calista Sonnet 11/30/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.129 _AMC.25 Teen FoAM for the Defense 12/3/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.130 _AMC.26 "Angel" Sucks Sonnet 12/3/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.131 _AMC.27 Data quality ... warp factor 9 (ALLY HOMELESS EPISODE) 1/13/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.132 _AMC.28 GoodTVGuy Rebound 1/20/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.133 _AMC.29 ... for Allyfan 2/2/00


(OFFLINE) UCS.134-135 (SONNETS TO THE [CALENDAR] EDITOR/LOS ANGELES TIMES) The Getty vs The Critic 5/22/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.136 (SUNDAY SONNET #1) Measuring Faith 4/21/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.137-138 (FOR AN EBAY AUCTION) The Poetics of Ebay Bidding 5/17-18/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.139 (EVENT PREPARATION/Margaret Beckett MP) Tony Blair's Smile 1/6/01

(OFFLINE) UCS.140 (WRITTEN IN ERROR) Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool ... 8/30/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.141-142 (SONNETS TO THE EDITOR/L.A. TIMES) Dead Letters (Are Not Enough) 12/4/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.143 (SONNET TO THE EDITOR/MICROSOFT) Microsoft: The Just Result 12/4/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.144 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) To Bill Bradley [broken politics/education -- new rhythm required] 2/10/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.145-146 (PUBLIC/PRIVATE SONNET) Bradley & Gore in L.A. 2/11/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.147 (PRIVATE) Interpretation 1/23/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.148 (PRIVATE) --- 1/23/00

(OFFLINE) UCS.149 (PRIVATE) --- 9/13/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.150 (PRIVATE) --- 6/27/02

(OFFLINE) UCS.151 (DEAR THEATRE HONCHO) INTROGRESSION [RE: AUDIENCE CONVERSATION ORCHRESTRATION] 4/15/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.152 ("AMERICAN CANDIATE") An UnReal Candidate's Response to Why Me? 2/23/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.153 (PRIVATE) Dear Useless Friend {smile} RE Next Year 6/21/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.154 (PRIVATE) Annual Post-Book-Festival Fax 4/26/99


(OFFLINE) UCS.155 (SONNET TO THE EDITOR/L.A. TIMES) Charter Reform Deserves a "Great (prime-time) Debate" 6/4/99

(OFFLINE) UCS.156 (BOOKSTORE NOTE) Selling Out [HILLARY'S "LIVING HISTORY"] 6/?/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.157 (PRIVATE) --- ?/?/03

(OFFLINE) UCS.158 (PRIVATE) --- 10/?/03


THAT CONCLUDES THE COUNTING/VERIFYING OF ALL PREVIOUSLY UN-COUNTED SONNETS (AS OF 11/17/03)
 BOKE