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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {1 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{1_01}
"SEE HILLARY EMBRACE mad Doctor Dean --"
{1_02}
as prophesied in verse a few months back,"
{1_03}
says Boke (the madman-poet) of the Queen
{1_04}
of Democrats impressing her proud rack ...
{1_06}
SHE'D SPOKEN of the gathering that night
{1_07}
as like a wrestling event. No meek
{1_08}
wonk pols, but rumblers ready for the fight.
{1_10}
With skillful rhetoric reverse the hold
{1_11}
the "heel" has on us all (at dreadful cost).
{1_12}
Not pro show-BULLSHIT: Pure athletic gold.
{1_14}
the night "Revival." 2. Dean won the fall.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {2 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{2_01}
SEE BOKE BUMP CHANNELS, trying to decide
{2_02}
what Wednesday shows to watch. Hey, watch all four!
{2_03}
Two VCRs, two eyes, and time to ride
{2_04}
the flow of images -- and maybe score ...
{2_06}
Teen soaps! Adult romance! Hot lingerie!
{2_07}
And soulful vampires fight to lift a curse!
{2_08}
ALL at my beck and call by thumbslide play.
{2_10}
by WATCHING EV'RYTHING, instead of some.
{2_11}
No painful this-or-that, 'cause I've deployed
{2_12}
technology to amplify my thumb.
{2_14}
I'll wrestle with it all ... and throw some light
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {3 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{3_01}
SEE? TEENS watch "The OC," so BOKE must too.
{3_02}
They hold the noses out in Hollywood
{3_03}
and grind them to the point of what to do.
{3_04}
So writers all watch teen shows. (Like, they should!)
{3_06}
enough to have two girls to wrestle with --
{3_07}
can't seem to CHOOSE just ONE, and thus a fool
{3_08}
whose sudden wealth is lost because the pith ...
{3_10}
Oh, to have Seth's tough choice -- how sweet the pai
{3_11}
But other choices have less kick than lust.
{3_12}
No wonder California went insane ...
{3_14}
(You think he'll ref the presidential race?)
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {4 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{4_01}
MEANWHILE ON VCR, Bob's forced to choose
{4_02}
stretched out for two whole hours) who he loves.1
{4_03}
Estella? Kelly Jo? Will he refuse
{4_04}
to bite the bullet, claiming that the gloves ...
{4_06}
THE PICTURE ON THE LEFT suggests he picked
{4_07}
the woman who had wrestled 'way his qualms
{4_08}
and pinned him in a lip-lock. Time has ticked ...
{4_10}
BUT WAIT ... It seems although he's left the ring
{4_11}
on 'stella's finger, he's left wiggle-room.
{4_12}
A "promise," not proposal. He's still king ...
{4_14}
ZOOM IN: "My heart is broken," K.J. dripped.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {5 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{5_01}
SEE GIRLS IN UNDERWEAR ON CBS?!?
{5_02}
Excuse me, "lingerie." BOKE CHOSE THIS ONE.
{5_03}
(No, not to wear, to give.) (No, not to Les
{5_04}
Moonves -- 'though Letterman thinks that sounds fun.)
{5_06}
Not fair, you say. Who said that wrestling's fair?
{5_07}
Well, some is, but a FASHION show's not kin
{5_08}
to wrestling -- or to voting -- SO WHY pair ...
{5_10}
TO ponder CHOOSING, when that means TO BUY.
{5_11}
True wrestling vict'ry can't be bought. And fines
{5_12}
are levied if you sell your vote. (Don't try!)
{5_14}
I like this outfit. (On her, "all she wrote.")
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {6 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{6_01}
SEE STING SELL BULLSHIT -- oops, I mean a song.
{6_02}
I liked it, really . Seven words weren't fine.`
{6_03}
He's coded artist-activist. It's wrong
{6_04}
to twist yourself to sell a panty line.
{6_06}
Don't mean to be a poop-head, but right now
{6_07}
to frame the deepest mystery as fun --
{6_08}
or hedonistic pleasure -- might allow ...
{6_10}
An artist may well CHOOSE to do just that.
{6_11}
(Hell, Boke's not one bit 'fraid to raise a bruise.)
{6_12}
But if the goal's just skimming off some fat ...
{6_14}
But, anyway, dear Sting, I liked it, too.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {7 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{7_01}
SEE SPIKE AND ANGEL fighting in the dark
{7_02}
to save the world, and smash each other's nose.
{7_03}
Each hero turns out quite an easy mark
{7_04}
for EVIL BULLSHIT: Why'd they come to blows?
{7_06}
the basis of their mayhem is belief
{7_07}
in some MISLEADING STORY that can fill
{7_08}
their gaps of sanity, and bring them grief.
{7_10}
with vampire superpower -- But for what?
{7_11}
Salvation of the world? Lies spoil the truth:
{7_12}
HOW STUPID fighting when you don't know squat.
{7_14}
(One had some sense, or else one would be dead.)
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {8 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{8_01}
SEE SIMULATED KENNEDY attempt
{8_02}
to wrestle with a bullet from behind.
{8_03}
An insane, brutal line. Complete contempt
{8_04}
for wrestling, and a president. Unkind.
{8_06}
To grab your terrored flesh is not a bout.
{8_07}
The single bullet theory was no lie.
{8_08}
Computer simulations leave no doubt.
{8_10}
No longer Wednesday? Is this still this year?
{8_11}
My life slipped by, amidst one final spin
{8_12}
of Sixty Minutes' stopwatch. Are you here?
{8_14}
Why, suddenly, is Boke now ... all the rage?
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {9 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{9_01}
{9} SEE BOKE. No, not the Boke who wrote... Not me.
{9_02}
My panties aren't as pretty as these guys
{9_03}
who'd like to throw me hard. They're panty-free
{9_04}
somewhere out in Mongolia ... My eyes ...
{9_06}
Boke style: where only feet can touch the ground.
{9_07}
To throw someone -- LIKE THAT-- won't be worthwhile
{9_08}
if moments 'fore he hits, your elbow's found ...
{9_10}
no matter if you bounce right to your feet
{9_11}
or fly right into space and win the crown
{9_12}
for human-powered flight. You'll still be beat
{9_14}
about your pretty panties. My name's Boke.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {10 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{10_01}
SEE HERE, BOKE, we're strong wrestlers, please wake up.
{10_02}
Why mock our skillful exercise of flow?
{10_03}
You think your precious words could fill a cup
{10_04}
as freely as our sweat? What does Boke know ...
{10_06}
in contact, man-to-man, and men-to-men?
{10_07}
You've tossed around our words without much care.
{10_08}
Perhaps you'd like more contact. Let's set when ...
{10_10}
the finer points of grabs and throws. Our rules.
{10_11}
And like you said, don't think we're dangerous.
{10_12}
No wrestlers die, except the crazy fools ...
{10_14}
of training: Who can't flow, but only jerk.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {11 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{11_01}
SEE THERE, GUYS, there go girls. Let's have a beer.
{11_02}
You're absolutely right. Just what you said.
{11_03}
Has anybody told you, you look queer?
{11_04}
Just kidding! Got to rhyme. Don't bash my head.
{11_06}
so always keep some handy's what I say.
{11_07}
Yeah, good ol' Vicky's Secret in the mail
{11_08}
is near as nice [insert your own cliche].
{11_10}
without a lick of sleep. SEE what you get?
{11_11}
But there's yet too much work to say good night.
{11_12}
So while the guys and I are getting wet ...
{11_14}
let's pause to cry about Bob's last red rose.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {12 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{12_01}
NOW WIPE YOUR EYES AND SEE what victory
{12_02}
in wrestling means. What does it mean to win?
{12_03}
It means, for one thing, with full certainty
{12_04}
you know that you have won. The origin ...
{12_06}
No ten-point scale applied by random judge
{12_07}
can make you miss by fractions. Vict'ry lands
{12_08}
right at your feet. You placed it. It won't budge
{12_10}
where victory is fuzzy (please advise),
{12_{11}
but my mind has no slot where they would go.
{12_{11}
The rule should tell the winner, not the wise.
{12_14}
In other realms of life -- not how it goes.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {13 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{13_01}
WHICH GUY WILL WIN her heart? It all depends
{13_02}
on who knows what. The way you sniff her rear ...
{13_03}
(Wrong species, oops) The way your scent upends
{13_04}
her rowboat day. The echoes she will hear . . .
{13_06}
Not counting the genetic dials pre-set
{13_07}
for "other guy." (And ones with a Rolls Royce.)
{13_08}
There are some women you can never get ...
{13_10}
THE POINT is you can't wrestle "him" for her.
{13_11}
Nor can you wrestle her to get your way.
{13_12}
There are some cats, we know, we can't make purr.
{13_14}
There are some candidates no babies kiss.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {14 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{14_01}
THIS GIANT, LITTLE MAN can make me cry.
{14_02}
He needs a girlfriend, and he wants your vote.
{14_03}
The girlfriend part's beyond me, but I'll try
{14_04}
to overlook his size. But that's the coat ...
{14_06}
and suddenly a giant's standing there.
{14_07}
Then tears of truth flow from my eyes, he moves
{14_08}
the longing parts around until their where ...
{14_10}
with politics ... as Hillary changed tune
{14_11}
from wrestling to "REVIVAL" when the light
{14_12}
of D. Kucinich bent each "Matrix" spoon ...
{14_14}
It's mad we won't let "winning" be his goal.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {15 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{15_01}
REVERSING HIST'RY was Queen Hill'ry's frame.
{15_02}
Then tossed in "wrestling." Did she understand
{15_03}
the meaning of the word? Or was it lame
{15_04}
ol' pol-speak -- tinkling glass, but clear as sand?
{15_06}
A time machine is what she brought to mind
{15_07}
with her "REVERSE," but maybe, actu'lly
{15_08}
she meant "like wrestling" -- quite a diff'rent kind.
{15_10}
You know? That's still ol' pol-speak. Either way.
{15_11}
The Queen would gladly give a poison cup
{15_12}
to upstart Dean who paints the power play ...
{15_14}
Yes, she knows which side's up, and which is down.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {16 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{16_01}
When "wrestlers" do their best, they pay a price.
{16_02}
And surely they deserve some recompense.
{16_03}
So I will try my best to treat Dems nice
{16_04}
no matter if I think they're just plain dense, ...
{16_06}
(within the sky-high frame I always use)
{16_07}
compared to those who have both strength and dreams.
{16_08}
The kind of candidates who will refuse ...
{16_10}
a bunch of BULLSHIT leading them astray.
{16_11}
True leaders make a stand against those flows
{16_12}
while, oh so many, turn to go their way.
{16_14}
My job's to shout that Dubya's hell's ass-hole.
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {17 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{17_01}
DEAR PRESS CORPS: How much longer will it take
{17_02}
until you understand where your head is.
{17_03}
I'm go'ng to bap you hard -- the same mistake
{17_04}
repeated always makes it lose its fizz ...
{17_06}
(That's my own line of bullshit, you can buy
{17_07}
a bag for pretty cheap. But not for free.)
{17_08}
I understand the logic. That is why ...
{17_10}
your head is wedged right now. I know it feels
{17_11}
you're breathing truth, but that's just passing gas
{17_12}
arising from the BULLSHIT that appeals ...
{17_14}
But, why with all your smarts, do you smell, too?
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DEMOCRATIC WRESTLIN' {18 of 18} -- Op-Ed Verse (NOT!) by BOKE
{18_01}
IN PARIS I am watching my hot femme
{18_02}
make noises on the catwalk not allowed
{18_03}
across the Internet. No angel sim,
{18_04}
but devil-may-care rondos for the crowd . . .
{18_06}
She whispers she'll repay me for this tale
{18_07}
that I have stuck her in while she's gone Bye!
{18_08}
But thoughtfully I'm rigging up a sail ...
{18_10}
(Assuming she'll forgive me one more time
{18_11}
'cause I'm so very sweet and like to please,
{18_12}
and Lord knows, who can blame me. It's the rhyme!
{18_14}
the instrument she's played. I love her so!
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BABELFISH HAIKU REVIEW J'ai fait un collage. Fragments avec la télévision.
Relié par rime.
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