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Op-Ed Verse to counter POOP-HEAD journalists . . . undermining of democracy . . . by PRE-EMPTIVE undermining of candidates willing to stand up against the bullshit that the aforementioned POOPHEADS pass unmediated into cultural circulation. (NOTE: Each is fax-submitted to The New York Times 10 days before it appears on this site) KEYWORDS: media criticism, politics [esp. 2004] rhetorical analysis, i.e., BULLSHIT. (REARRANGED) INITIAL PREMISE: UNTIL Journalism has the rhetorical competence to mediate "bullshit" ... democracy is doomed.

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