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BOKE / ACS [American Candidate Showtime] / APPLICATION [boke index] MOST RECENT UPDATE: 26 FEB 2004 [corrected 2008] |
![]() BOKE 2004 NO BULLSHIT |
BOKE's american candidate [ANNOTATED/DEMOCRATIC!] APPLICATION (NOTE: content & interactive design are evolving day by day)
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let us bear in mind that
leadership is about asking visionary questions
AND NOT
(despite current -- "unprofitable" -- rituals)
ABOUT answering
FLOW-BREAKING / MIS-FRAMING
poop-head
from journalists who do not understand how to MEDIATE rhetorical action... In any case {smile} ... LET US -- in adventurous spirit -- GIVE the kind producers what they think they want (to process) . . . {smile} Of course {serious grin} . . . anyone who would expect "me" to spend THIS much TIME (while the world is going to hell) to fill out an f'ing 120-item application ... JUST to mail it into the void of an undemocratic, black-box selection process is, shall we say, very _______ (fill in the blank) {smile}
THEREFORE ...
Let us begin, oh my perhaps-supporters {smile}
to make the democratic future ...
SCROLL ON!
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NOTE: RESPONSES IN
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[LIMERICK]
There once was a boy born Near Nashville
whose father wished he had a job-skill ...
that he understood.
He's sure that no good
can come of book-reading and verse drill. |
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[HAIKU]
English Horsethief Line ... crossed with Hungry Scotch Irish ... Black-Church-Welcome white |
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[MONO-WORD PROSE]
yes
democratic
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no |
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[HAIKU]
(POSITIVE VERSION: A SHIFT TO rhetorical
education FORM)
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[LIMERICK]
To illustrate -- once -- what is missing amidst all the journalist-hissing ... and stupid campaigns where those with the reigns lack judgement to steer where they're pissing. |
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[HAIKU]
A "simple" answer ... |
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[HAIKU]
"The Song Of The Week"
Chosen by
by voting online. |
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![]() BOKE 2004 NO BULLSHIT |
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[HAIKU]
BOKE-CLONE Number 5?
Another supporter Moot : Boke's immortal.
[CHANGE / 20 FEB 2004] Al Gore |
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[HAIKU]
Someone who stood firm
against the tide of BULLSHIT. NO ONE WHO BACKED BUSH! |
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[LIMERICK]
Get serious, folks, who could do it?
The strategy must be all BOKE-writ. I'll pick some cute dame who's desp'rate for fame ... (Some black-dressed, pearled, ivy-trained nitwit?) |
Subject:Application Update: Campaign Manager Change Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 12:23:18 -0800 From: American Candidate Admin |
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[TWO-BY-FOUR PROSE] ANYONE who is not a deathworshipping bullshiteater. |
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[COLD, PAINFUL, WRETCHED, WELL-DESERVED PROSE WHICH WILL NOT BE REWRITTEN 'CAUSE IT WAS SUCH FUN TO WRITE "SO BAD"] The Special Circumstances Presidential Punishment Act:
If a president of the United States should bullshit the nation shall have their genitals dampened and pressed against a liquid nitrogen- cooled pipe until well stuck. Such president shall then be ripped from such attachment. REPEAT for each bomb the United States dropped due to their America-defiling bullshit. |
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REPEAL: The Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act of 1938 (FDCA),
[HAIKU SEQUENCE]
... is HEALTHCARE can't be funded. Cut bullshit, we can. |
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[BILLBOARD PROSE]
ERASE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE |
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[PROPHETIC, JUST-WARMING-UP, STAY-TUNED PROSE]
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AL QUEDA,
blasphemers-of-the-Holy-Spirit SOUTHERN BAPTISTS ... who will find God's price for that ... eternity. |
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[REPETITIVE, BUT MUST BE REPEATED, PROSE]
ANYONE who stands
E.G., Martin Luther King, Jr. |
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In countries which have
... what's charity's role?
FOR [SHOWTIME/PRODUCER] DONATION: Heifer International |
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[MEANINGFULLY NOISY PROSE]
the current value of the chaos/complexity machine equations ... on day X
But... I would most likely
Our democracy is dead. |
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[WITHOUT-HESITATION-OR-ELABORATION PROSE]
... my heavenly assignment as special prosecutor on Judgement Day.
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[HORIZONTAL HAIKU]
... the global respect ... for what America means ...
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pudding! (an inside joke {g}) |
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cooties! (nor cous cous!) |
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Different Day [HAIKU] Celebrate it by doing something differently ... ... than you always do. |
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[HAIKU]
Abraham Lincoln
self-educated master:
Rhetoric. / Honor. |
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BULLSHIT (incarnate) |
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[HAIKU SEQUENCE]
[1] All who opposed Bush [2] NONE had the "power" to make America stop gorging on bullshit. [3] Bad MEDIATION by worthless journalism made the task harder.... [4] BUT one ORATOR could have easily said: "NO!" and made that word stick. [5] No one in office had that force of eloquence, so I "admire" none. |
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[HAIKU]
See 36. [Duh!]
(And ALL "DEMOCRAT" COWARDS
who let BULLSHIT reign.) |
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spreading bullshit without mediation...
The only reality
What role? |
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An accident of birth geography is no basis for pride.
When America is restored to |
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It has erased its meaning, and (too many are) proud of it. |
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An insane, violent force ... Proof that Jesus was right about the rich.... ROLE?: The Boogie Man OR
The inspiring vision of the democratic possible ...
AND ...
... If monsters from outer space invade earth -- WE stop them! |
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[HAIKU]
Using fewer words
asking all the right questions...
Letting people SEE.
To hear themselves called bullshiteaters every week signed, BOKE: Prophet of the Revival of Democracy |
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A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: A fetus is put to sleep in the womb with drugs. Keep it asleep through birth. Keep it asleep for 30 years. Wake it up. What wakes up?
A PRIVATE matter for the mother. NOTE:I'm a Bible-believing "postmodern fundamentalist" Christian. |
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I was baptized in a Southern Baptist church ... ... and I could care less. I understand that others do, and will address their concerns with the right questions. |
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As Senator Bulworth said ... the answer to the race problem is that we should all just fuck each other until we are one color. {smile} Who cares?
Oh yes, I know. I'm from the South. But those Republican-voting
NOTE: With Bible-thumbing righteousness, I will "convict" |
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Vile. Uncivilized. And Un-Christian.
Ashcroft is going to be |
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Yes. (and see #24) |
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An over-weighted issue. Not of real consequence. THEREFORE: No.
(Yes, I can make the case ... |
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This is one of those rare issues where the president can hardly avoid bullshit.
The truth is we must put up enough barriers to ... to do the work we don't want to do. Presidents cannot talk like this. {smile}
BOTTOM LINE: The American People |
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I'm in favor of having one. {smile}
(and all that that implies) {no joke} |
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It ought to be painted a different color.
(RULE 1A: Every sentence spoken
"The economy" is doing just fine...
{smile} No cooties, no cous cous, |
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EDUCATION IS A KEY ISSUE
PRESIDENTIAL SALES PITCH FOR:
Eliminate all federally mandated standardized tests ...
(all teachers will be replaced by clones of the president {smile}) (Much more to say, and I will... Concisely, of course. {g}) |
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Americans have never really understood it -- I mean, not really. {serious smile}
(Americans -- it would appear -- are too hard-hearted
BOTTOM LINE: I'm raising taxes on THE RICH |
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"WAR ON TERRORISM" is MISFRAMING the problem.
"WAR" means it's OK if innocent people are killed.
BUT police do not have license to kill innocent people to catch perpetrators.
(There is, of course, the broader/harder issue of not inspiring hatred.)
BOTTOM LINE: "The War on Terrorism" |
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"The lie is in the noun."
What "WAR"?
When a superpower stomps a country which
The U.S. perpetrated an unlawful act of aggression.
Those who "engineered" this monstrous act with |
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Only for those who make less than $100,000/year. |
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Move Israel to California. |
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As in democratic Athens, paid only by the wealthy. |
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(60) (ALL PRESIDENTIAL PROMISES ARE BULLSHIT, SO ...)
THE WAY IT WORKS: You can promise to focus your attention in certain areas once you are president. But you must be president before you can see the possibilities within the flows... and judge the probabilities.
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| postmodern fundamentalist CHRISTIAN |
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| (When I find a rival, I'll let you know.) |
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| I have no secrets. (But I'm a mystery to all.) |
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I am only concerned with amusing God
-- "everyone else can go to hell." {smile} |
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| Everything (that matters). |
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Hearing exactly what you meant to say... whatever angle you're coming from. (unless you wanted it to go over my head -- then I let it, so you'll be happy. {smile}) I.E., ... (1) EMPATHY
(2) DISCIPLINE
Seeing all things in the balance ... |
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there is no art. Without my "worst qualities, " the best" would not exist. Now I'm thinking ... What the fuck is a "quality?" {smile/no joke} OK THE STANDARD INTERVIEW GAMBIT (BUT TRUE ENOUGH):
As an artist ... I've trained my best & my worst to fly in formation ... like the Blue Angels. {smile}
[TAKE 2]
Nothing necessary... can be "worst." |
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It is a matter of taste.
Unnecessary offense is usually avoidable. I.E., NO. |
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World (ideational) domination! {inscrutable smile} |
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POLITICS & RELIGION,e.g., |
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I experience stress (perhaps more than most people do) when interacting with "intimidators." Powerful people who are wise and gracious cause me no stress.
"Power-mad" people who live by intimidation take force of will
I.E., I experience stress, but am never "intimidated." |
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Artists are blessed that their work is their fun.
(Except for this. {smile}) |
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IN RETROSPECT: The day I got frustrated enough with the dynamics of online group converation (i.e., forums) ... that I was "inspired" to "make my case" in Shakespearean sonnet form. I.E., It was a vile day, but (ultimately) the best in my life. |
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It's all in the screenplay... As for this application? Not on your life. {smile} |
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| Much of what I do appears crazy. (e.g., this application) |
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| (Open your eyes. {smile}) |
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Would you ask a slave of humility?
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PART 1: REFUSING everything that is "NOT BOKE" ... ... no matter what the cost. (Which is very high.) PART 2: Open your eyes. {smile} |
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The time I've spent answering these questions when there are young people waiting to be able to vote on their rhetorical verse... and I haven't had time to write the code... {smile/no joke}
By what other path
I.E., No Regrets. Period.
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If America had not been destroyed in the 2000 Election fiasco ...
and Satan had not succeeded in raising BULLSHIT to holy writ in 2001... ... I would never have written a thousand sonnets. |
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Weighing the decision of whether America is
or is not
-- given all the givens -- beyond salvation ... If it is: Leave. If it's not: Fight.
Hmmm... WHY NOT ... let America
vote vile BOKE out of the country!
"Send that bastard to France!"
Surely that will get millions of conservatives
... and millions of angry liberals to subscribe just to
Sounds like a story -- with umph -- to me. {smile}
Sounds like fun.
(Finally!)
CAMPAIGN PROMISE: If I am NOT elected as the last candidate standing...
I will leave America ... give up politics ... and dedicate my life completely
to satisfying the desires of beautiful French women.
(Just remember what I said about campaign promises. {smile})
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| a middle-class upbringing |
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It would be nice to have a smile as radiant as Sophia Bush ("One Tree Hill") Like Bill Clinton's -- her smile seems to have sufficient force to lift the spirits of everyone in the room. (Not flirting. {smile} Just fact.) |
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Never.
On occasion. |
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No. No. |
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[HAIKU]
MS, BFA ... ... teacher-pleasing exercise -- nice as framed objects. |
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[WEB PRIVACY VERSION]
Attended three or four typical southern high schools in the deep south... |
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[WEB PRIVACY VERSION]
Of no consequence. All I know, I've learned since. |
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No.
High draft number in Vietnam conscription lottery
I would never -- as John Kerry did in February 1969 in the
Vietnam -- and Iraq -- are not World War II. Let us get that very clear.
World War II demanded honorable sacrifice to stop Hitler's vision.
Vietnam and Iraq are another matter. They defile the meaning of America.
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Open your eyes. [Not a joke -- the job description... for a prophet] |
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| Artist. Forever. (Previous lifetime, forgotten.) |
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| Angel. |
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| [PRIVACY] No member of my family will be participating in "American Candidate." |
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| Secure but constrained. |
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Rocking horse ... Mules. Pigs. Chickens. Pond. Cow pies. Stream...
Town ... Playing army ... Moving ... Draw bridge ... Hurricane ... The woods ... Turtle ... Bicycle ... Weeping willow ... Snow ... Moving ... moving ... moving ... |
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N/A |
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No. |
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No. |
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N/A |
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N/A |
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are agents of Satan -- which bothers me. "Others" I take on a case by case basis...
But it is fair to say "tribal tendencies" bother me ...
Loyalty over justice.
Going along with the crowd....
The Jews were slaughtered by sheep. |
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N/A |
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NEWSPAPER: New York Times (mostly online these days) TV: Fragments of beauty wherever (No favorite show now) BAND/MUSIC: Whatever fits my mood (and I compose my own) MOVIE FIC: "The Matrix" (Part 1 only ) DOCU: "The Fog of War" MAGS: I've cancelled all my subscriptions. (The web.) BOOK: No one book (my shelves hold 3,000). Let's say The Bible. FOOD: Steak. (Recent change from pasta.) WEBSITE: www.boke.com |
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[Yes/No] Long ago I paid to join AFTRA (before merger with SAG)
for a TV project that fell through. Kept the card awhile, but let it lapse. (No union earnings.) |
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YES. [Just barely.] Survivor. Waited in line all night for a "show up and be taped" event at CBS. Filled out the application while waiting.
Had a "journalistic" interest in seeing the collection of people who showed up
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NOTE: My "pitch" to the camera was that I was going to play the game in a way to demonstrate you could win without colluding in social skulldugery. {smile} Of course, that's the nature of the show. It's not mine.
What I wanted to try out for was not a "social dynamics" reality series |
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No. |
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None. |
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No. |
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No. |
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No. |
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No. |
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Yes.
No. |
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Yes. Once, due to a mistaken report amidst a night of chaos. Dismissed. (For full details, read the screenplay. {smile/no joke}) |
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No. |
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No. |
(END OF AMERICAN CANDIDATE APPLICATION QUESTIONAIRE)