REVOLT-BY-REMOTE for Real

RHETORICAL VERSE /
SEVEN (software-verifiable) SHAKESPEAREAN-FORM SONNETS
and ONE HAIKU


{ACS.056_01} WE PICTURE THEM as they watched radio --
{ACS.056_02} the rev'rent list'ners 'fore mid-century.
{ACS.056_03} The president in fireside studio
{ACS.056_04} who's chatting with each humble family.

{ACS.056_05} BUT WHAT WE DO NOT SEE IS in some lair {ACS.056_06} of apple-pie refusers someone's yell: {ACS.056_07} "That's BULLSHIT, Franklin! Take this rotten pear {ACS.056_08} and ram it up your ass, and go to hell."

{ACS.056_09} You know it's true. There's always folks like that. {ACS.056_10} How many? We don't know. Sometimes it's most. {ACS.056_11} A BROADCAST'S BLIND to smiles and anger spat. {ACS.056_12} The speaker can't tell if we're pleased or grossed.

{ACS.056_13} But once they'd trained an audience on cue, {ACS.056_14} the audience at home learned what to do.

 
{ACS.057_01} A LITTLE BOY SEES lots of people lined {ACS.057_02} up for a film and begs his mom to go. {ACS.057_03} Though Bridget Jones' Di'ry's not designed {ACS.057_04} to please a boy. The boy does surely know ...

{ACS.057_05} ... that all those people cannot be far wrong. {ACS.057_06} That many people in the same line means {ACS.057_07} he ought to join that line. The pull's so strong {ACS.057_08} his mother takes him, though "she don't know beans" ...

{ACS.057_09} ... about it -- 'cause, well, "look at all those folks." {ACS.057_10} I DIDN'T YELL, "Hey, you, that film's no joy. {ACS.057_11} Will you please tell this kid, before he smokes {ACS.057_12} his time in there, that you've just read some ploy ...

{ACS.057_13} ... by Briget Jones' publicist who fooled {ACS.057_14} you to go stand in line -- by bullshit ruled."

{ACS.058_01} OF COURSE, I would not yell that. They'd yell back {ACS.058_02} and maybe someone bigger might come punch {ACS.058_03} me in the nose for social grace I lack. {ACS.058_04} So, even though I'm right, I had a hunch ...

{ACS.058_05} ... that silence will not cause too great a loss {ACS.058_06} of anything in this case, so I walk {ACS.058_07} away from that occasion while I toss {ACS.058_08} those words into the void, instead of talk.

{ACS.058_09} THE SOCIAL PRESSURE outweighs truth that day. {ACS.058_10} But if those folks had been in line to die {ACS.058_11} (and didn't know it) then I think my say {ACS.058_12} would have been said, 'cause I'm that kind of guy.

{ACS.058_13} Two sonnets on that story was too much. {ACS.058_14} THE SOCIAL LOGIC barely did we touch.

 
{ACS.059_01} THE SOCIAL POWER OF THE TV's next {ACS.059_02} in this night's line of flight through lines of verse {ACS.059_03} connecting fragments and insightful text {ACS.059_04} into a pattern that may patch what's worse ...

{ACS.059_05} ... into what's better in some vital sense. {ACS.059_06} THE FIFTY YEARS OF TELEVISION's changed {ACS.059_07} the way that our society consents {ACS.059_08} to how the deck chairs are now rearranged ...

{ACS.059_09} ... on U.S.S. Titanic's public mind. {ACS.059_10} The education that should stop the leak {ACS.059_11} is out of date, created for the kind {ACS.059_12} of print=based analyticals too weak ...

{ACS.059_13} ...to plug the bullshit that now weighs us down. {ACS.059_14} MORE RHETORIC's required, or we will drown.

 
{ACS.060_01} WHEN ORATOR'S TRIED RADIO they knew {ACS.060_02} the audience was missing. No sweet face {ACS.060_03} or puzzled eyes or scowling. No signs you {ACS.060_04} were winning their approval or disgrace.

{ACS.060_05} BACK THEN that bothered them, BUT THEN they learned {ACS.060_06} to just pretend all hearers all agreed {ACS.060_07} you were a genius. Famous folks aren't spurned {ACS.060_08} by "ordinary" people that they lead ...

{ACS.060_09} ...for anything they say. They're always right. {ACS.060_10} Now perfect, they no longer need to hear {ACS.060_11} how people are responding out of sight {ACS.060_12} and out of mind. They never need to fear ...

{ACS.060_13} ... a hiss or boo or "BULLSHIT!" They are god {ACS.060_14} of perfect speech. The people'd surely nod.

{ACS.061_01} "REVOLT BY [the] REMOTE," the slogan says. {ACS.061_02} A puff of marketing I wish was true. {ACS.061_03} If my remote had ways to let the Prez {ACS.061_04} know what I thought of him, I might sit through ...

{ACS.061_05} ... a speech of his dumb bullshit, just to vote {ACS.061_06} at ev'ry moment of his bag of crap. {ACS.061_07} And not just him, but all folks who devote {ACS.061_08} their time to hear as they hold in their lap ...

{ACS.061_09} ... the power to give feedback line by line {ACS.061_10} who'll vote while seeing how the nation leans. {ACS.061_11} How many "folks like them." How many "swine." {ACS.061_12} A public measure of what power beams ...

{ACS.061_13} ... into your house. At last we'll have a score {ACS.061_14} of what they're saying. "Shut up" or "Say more."

{ACS.062_01} WE WON'T BE LOOKING for one average/sum {ACS.062_02} of all our cheers and jeers, but sev'ral counts -- {ACS.062_03} these floating sets of slide-graphs will become {ACS.062_04} the common ground that every speaker mounts ...

{ACS.062_05} ... that everybody sees. It's hard to spin {ACS.062_06} the bullshit afterwards if all have seen {ACS.062_07} the picture of opinion -- lose or win {ACS.062_08} in colors red to yellow, blue to green.

{ACS.062_09} A THUMBSLIDE on the clicker in your hand {ACS.062_10} spring-loaded to the center to return {ACS.062_11} to "no opinion" if the words are bland. {ACS.062_12} Slide up for "I agree." Down: "You should burn."

{ACS.062_13} Yes, Cutler's bullshit slogan paves the road {ACS.062_14} for BOKE's transcendent future episode. # # #

# # # HAIKU CODA

The slogan is right ...

But the show's not about that.

That's my slogan, boys. {smile}